28 Memes That Bring Home the Bacon

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    When you just want to text and they start calling you
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    When you can only pay for one college tuition
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    SERIAL KILLERS IN MOVIES richvoorhece SERIAL KILLERS IN REAL LIFE
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    Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers is that true? Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
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    Fred knew he shouldn't be feeding babies to dragons but Fred was a rebel OD
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    WEIRD HISTORY CREDIT: PUBLIC DOMAIN The Statue Of Liberty's first toe is longer than her big toe, a feature known as "Greek Feet" - this was a mark of beauty in many classical statues of Ancient Greece and connects the statue to the 'origin' of democracy.
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    Let me check on my mental health real quick POSTYSHORSTWEETS INSTAGRAM I'm just gonna give it a few more minutes
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    After destruction of The Ring, Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin radicalized and went on another quest, to declare the Independent Republic of Shire
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    If you ever feel useless remember that there's a Cyberpunk themed Xbox that can't run Cyberpunk janes XBOX ONE X Vo. FRE XBOX XBOXONE HOR Y KV-7 ZYBERPUNK M DIGITAL DIRECT
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    - Man, staying up all night doesn't affect you? Me: nope, look at me fresh as a daisy
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    Me: "Oh, don't worry officer, that's a kitchen knife." Officer: "and that?" Me: "Kitchen gun"
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    gracie hoos @cottoncandaddy demon: [looking around inside me] dude no offence but it's like kind of a nightmare in here me: haha yeah demon: how are all your thoughts in comic sans 11:38 PM 21 Jun 18
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    "your alarm is set for 2 hours and 17 minutes from now"
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    RATE YOUR RIDE The driver nearly got arrested. Took 5 hours to get to destination and we crashed at least 3 times (WITH NO SEATBELT). Also his weird green dog kept eating my eggs. GEEKS IN MALAYSIA!
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    random guy on a game that crouched and uncrouched mutiple times Do you trust me? me ே meep With every cell of my body.
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    You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for @USASpaceForce
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    *demon tries to inhabit my body* Demon: OUCH Me: yeah... Demon: WHAT THE Me: I know Demon: EVERYTHING HURTS, WHY?? AND WHATS WRONG WITH THIS SHOULDER??? Me: idk man, can I offer you a mint?
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    Ygrene @Ygrene "Hey nerd, who brings a friggin book to a bar?" *my eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Barroom Brawls* 14/08/2016, 22:25 5,883 Retweets 15.8K Likes 27
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    CBS46 CBS46 @cbs46 You should only eat 6 fries per serving, Harvard professor says bit.ly/2FVZq4M O Coley Night @ColeyMick Shut the up, nerd
  • 20
    When you clean her house, Cook her dinner and run her a nice warm bath and she comes home and calls the cops.. Meeting new people is tough
  • 21
    Just because you can crochet doesn't mean you should
  • 22
    when ur chakras aligned af
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    EXCUSE US Awake! BUT DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE LORD AND SAVIOR GOLDENROD?
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    trashcanpaul Simba: My uncle killed my father and is trying to kill me now. Timon and Pumbaa: Oh wow have you tried. just not worrying about it?
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    my girlfriend said im immature and i needed to grow up. now guess whos not allowed in my cardboard castle? Wilson MORE WIN SPORTHE MONE WIN AV-3HGVANING LABAY YOUR AUTHORITY 15 NOT RECOGNIZED IN FORT, KICKASS STREET MYT
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    All aboard Thomas the Existential Angst Tank Engine.
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    Angel Luis Colón @Gosh DarnMyLife Y'all need to put that right the back. CAW CNN @CNN. 1/4/19 Archeologists have uncovered the first known temple to an important pre-Hispanic deity called the Flayed Lord, who is represented by a skinless corpse cnn.it/2F54ykZ 11:35 AM 3/21/20 Twitter Web App MELITON TAPIA DAVILAZINAH VIA AP
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    QANON IS JUST TRAILER PARK SCIENTOLOGY imgfilp.com CHANGE MY MIND

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